Snart

When you sneeze, fart and shit all at the same time.

"These allergies are killing me, I really shouldn't have had tacos for lunch. I hope I don't snart."

by Cherry(pop) November 11, 2012

snarchasm

the depth revealed through snarky comments; when sarcasm doesn't completely fill the bill, and snarkiness is required

whenever I read comments online, I sometimes feel the need to bridge the snarchasm represented.

by just.words. November 27, 2012

snarf

(verb)
To devour or eat rapidly; to ingest in short order.

"Holy crap! You straight snarfed that whole pizza down in like, two seconds!"

by shomeurghost November 12, 2014

Snart

When one accidentally lets out a fart whilst sneezing

Shammah claimed that she simply sneezed, but the smell indicated that she had actually snarted

by Mythological Citrus December 8, 2014

Snarf

When a person laughs and then starts sneezing while they are laughing.

AND/OR
Can also sometimes mean a sneeze that induces an accidental fart.

"She snarfed mid sentence.. it was hilarious" LOL

by JoeyLastName January 6, 2015

Snarf

1) (noun) to expunge any bodily fluid in the face of a romantic interest
2) (adj.) pulling a Visconti

Dude, did you hear about Visconti? He snarfed in that girls face while making love.... got cockblocked by John Candy

by theREALBags June 6, 2015

snarky

SHARP TONED, A BIT OF AN ASS. A RESPONSE FROM FROM A WOMAN WITH NO HUMOR OR LACKING SELF CONFIDENCE

Don't be so snarky! I can't handle your shit talk right now!

by cjh001 April 16, 2016