smart-on

An erection caused by intense intellectual thought. Came to inception due to its rhyming with the word/phrase "hard-on".

Bill got a raging smart-on when he realized all of the work that goes into the creation of a single pencil.

by TronsauseFiveMillion December 7, 2010

Am I smart?

The fact that you are searching “Am I smart?” That’s not very smart so no.

“Mom, am I smart?”
“Search it in the urban dictionary

by Someone smart unlike someone September 6, 2020

Smart

A beautiful girl that i love very much.

Smart is a lovely lady.

by sexy purple human November 24, 2021

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

smart david

A person that is very smart named David

Smart David is smarter than you think

by ______-___ April 7, 2019

Smart Cooler

A smart person with a cool head, no temper.

"You're such a smart Cooler!"

by Mister Pain November 30, 2023

Smart

Someone who's a dumbass.

"My daughter is so smart"

by Jimmy Wheezer March 8, 2021