Shart

This is the combination between a fart and shitting. It's when you try to fart, but some creemy sauce comes out with it. This is what most people in Ireland eat for breakfast.

And that ladys and gentlemen, is a shart.

AAAUAUUUGGHHHHHHH! I NEED TO FART! *person farts* *creamy sauce comes out* Oh shit, I think i just sharted. It smells good!

by Rallemandendk April 1, 2022

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Shart Arts Shart!

The crowd chants Shart Arts Shart! And Kevin Arts Shart around the ring and finishes his opponent with the Deadly Sharts!

Commentary: THE CROWD IS CHANTING SHART ARTS SHART! AND KEVIN ARTS IS SHARTING AROUND THE RING AND FINISHES HIS OPPONENT WITH THE DEADLY SHARTS

by Iamfatlol September 21, 2021

she’s sharting her engine

one of those sayings where you had to be there.

“Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”

“Definitely”

by ghyalboss March 3, 2023

Shart-Knuckle

When you get fisted and shit comes out onto the hand

I once shart-knuckled a girl and her asshole exploded violently.

by acquainted fetus March 25, 2024

shart booger

A turd or a dingleberry.

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.

by t41xicq July 22, 2017

Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time
Or what you say something tastes like when there aren’t any other words to describe it

Person 1: what is it called when you shit and fart at the same time
Person 2: a shart, why?
Person 1: well I guess I just sharted

by Monkey at a type writer November 13, 2022