Get sharked

Don’t care?

Get sharked.
Someone say stupid shit?
Get sharked.
Shark gif is not required but always welcomed.

"I tripped over a rock ☺️😰"
"No one asked, get sharked"

by Lyrre September 13, 2023

Punched a shark

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back

I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!

by Bowslosski October 4, 2023

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020

trumping the shark

v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.

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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020

Scarborough Sharks

A group of semi-dedicated, female tik-tok enthusiasts who occasionally meet up to play hockey

Leaside player 1: omfg we have to play the number one team in the league on Friday!

Player 2: The Scarborough Sharks?!?!

Player 3: Let’s make fun of them on Tik-tok!

by Leaside=B-side April 26, 2020

Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth

Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Sharks Fin

(Noun) Most ultimate of all aquatic curse words, to regarded with great reverence. Oft regarded as the vivacious cunt!, bloody mother fucker!, or you incontinent nincompoop! of the seas. Marine origin. Use sparingly, and with caution around large bodies of water.

Alternate usage- (Plural)

Sharks Fins: Replacement for Egad, Avast, or land-lubbers translation to Camels Humps!

Caught that sharks fin Aquaman with my girl/guy/Atlantic Cod. I knew she/he/it was smellin' a bit fishy.

by Pseudonym Platypuss February 27, 2020