When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.
Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
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When you're too old to chug a whole beer so you get everyone to CHUG FOR FIVE SECONDS every 10-20 minutes.
by Ariellianna April 7, 2019
Get the five second chug mug.This is supposed to be a secondary school grades 6-12 that have students striving to be the smartest young individuals in New York CIty.
I'm not gonna lie it's affiliation with Columbia University gave me no reason to doubt that
That is before attended the school myself i might add
After being in the school in 9th, 10th and 11th grade, and now being a senior i just realized something
This school ain't anything like i thought, this shit full or fucking retards, with 16-17 year olds that can't even spell theri own name
Nah don't blame autism on any type of brain damage, it's this fucking school LMFaO
What's Worse? This school is the absolute definition of a shit-hole, This bumass school makes living in a third world county sound ideal LMFAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOA
The cafeteria got grown ass children vomiting on the floor like they 8 years old, dumb bitch, go to the toilet and do that shit ya dirty bum
Niggas pour milk on the floor like damn kill ya self fr y'all supposed to be "Ado-FUCKING-lescence" and some of the seniors a technically supposed to be "A-Fucking-DuLtS" HUH? bitch how y'all made it past Kindergarten smh bye y'all just idiots I can't with y'all
I'm class of 2020, thank god, this my last year with you retards
:) :)
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I'm not gonna lie it's affiliation with Columbia University gave me no reason to doubt that
That is before attended the school myself i might add
After being in the school in 9th, 10th and 11th grade, and now being a senior i just realized something
This school ain't anything like i thought, this shit full or fucking retards, with 16-17 year olds that can't even spell theri own name
Nah don't blame autism on any type of brain damage, it's this fucking school LMFaO
What's Worse? This school is the absolute definition of a shit-hole, This bumass school makes living in a third world county sound ideal LMFAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOA
The cafeteria got grown ass children vomiting on the floor like they 8 years old, dumb bitch, go to the toilet and do that shit ya dirty bum
Niggas pour milk on the floor like damn kill ya self fr y'all supposed to be "Ado-FUCKING-lescence" and some of the seniors a technically supposed to be "A-Fucking-DuLtS" HUH? bitch how y'all made it past Kindergarten smh bye y'all just idiots I can't with y'all
I'm class of 2020, thank god, this my last year with you retards
:) :)
And there you go a college level definition of "Columbia Secondary School"
"Columbia Secondary School" yields the education of retards that don't learn anything.
2+2 times "Columbia Secondary School" = "A school (4) retarded kids"
2+2 times "Columbia Secondary School" = "A school (4) retarded kids"
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Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
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Auntie: Ah boy ah which secondary school you study?
You: Changkat changi secondary school auntie
Auntie proceeds to give you ‘the look’
You: Changkat changi secondary school auntie
Auntie proceeds to give you ‘the look’
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Get the Changkat Changi Secondary School mug.worst school ever. boys toilet smells bad and looked like it has a 20 year old murder case for some student genius to be solved. they even preserved some spiral staircase that i got restricted from using for some reason and the library legit has staff offices in the middle of it which consists like of 3 tables and a plastic chair. school is also on tight budget and cant even afford equipment and maintenance of the school without them like organising 3 events which students have to contribute to. also the field is shared with those princess elizabeth pri students who are very loud
"Hey where are you planning to go after PSLE?"
"I am planning to go to bukit batok secondary school and smoke cigarettes and take shits in the toilet without flushing."
"That's very specific but okay."
"I am planning to go to bukit batok secondary school and smoke cigarettes and take shits in the toilet without flushing."
"That's very specific but okay."
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