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second-night syndrome

sometimes known as SNS. occurs when actors or tech crew in a play get cocky over their opening night performances and slack off on the second night, resulting in a horrible show.
Director: What happened tonight? This show was horrible!
Actor: Sorry, Mr Jones. We got second-night syndrome.
by anthony pazo April 27, 2007
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5 second joke

A joke that lasts for only 5 seconds. (A joke that can easily be spotted in 5 seconds.)
Dood 1: look, I got a 100 dollar bill
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke
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5 second rule

A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.
"Hey dude, that cookie's still OK to eat, the five second rule's in effect."
by dungbeetle July 10, 2004
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Second hand blowjob

When you get a blow job whilst someone already has cum from another blow job in their mouth.
Monica sucked off Zac, then moved on to second hand blowjob Mitch!
by SuperCody March 5, 2023
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Second-hand Gamer

When someone says they are a gamer, but they do not actually experience playing the game themselves. They only watch other people's walkthroughs/play throughs/let's plays/etc. to gain knowledge of the game.
Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Matt is a gamer?!
Person 2: Nah, bro. He's never actually played the game. He only watches people play. Like a Second-hand Gamer or something.
by AssSassClass December 12, 2017
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Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.
"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."
by Lacan May 19, 2009
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second hand fan

When someone knows a lot about a fandom because their friends or family are part of the fandom.
Person 1: Wow you know a lot about Harry Potter. Are you a fan?
Person 2: No. I'm a second hand fan. My sister loves the books.
by Melia Plumeria April 4, 2017
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