salty donut

A water tube that has been used in salt water.

"Can't wait to ride on the salty donut this weekend!"

by yumsaltydonutsgrl July 6, 2009

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salty peach

The act of eating an obese woman's sweaty ass while it is covered in semen.

So, my cousin Robert told me he eats salty peaches for dessert.

by Dhark fang August 2, 2016

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salty babe

Beach babe; hot surfer girl

That salty babe always shows up to class right after surfing, straight out of the ocean; she's still got salt in her hair and sand on her toes.

by SGBB April 17, 2014

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An ex whom you dated for rebound for a solid 8 days who claims he's "over you" but is still really salty with you about it all and is just a total cunt, even though he took advantage of you while also being in love with a girl who has no interest in him. Usually named jason.

"Hey, your ex was talking to me last night about you."
" Yeah, he's a salty cunt"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle January 24, 2018

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Salty Flapper

The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.

Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.

by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

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Salty Felix

The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.

John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?

Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!

John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!

by dingo3 October 22, 2010

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