Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.

"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."

by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021

Shady Substance Salesman

Another word for a drug dealer; a man who sells illegal substances.

It was discovered that she has been connected with a shady substance salesman who probably sold the stimulants to her.

by Scratchenchritudibourgeoise April 15, 2022

[Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997]

What Deltarune character Spamton refers to himself.

HEY EVERY ! EVERY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997

by SethtotheG March 4, 2026

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

salehsty

in the state of being loved.

Mike brought so much salehsty towards me, I feel like hes the one.

by Camila February 21, 2008

salemail

Mail promoting a sale

Some reasonable bargains are obtainable via salemail.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

Sagesk

Perfect, done to perfection and at the highest to possibly to be done. perfect, exact

Wow, man thats sagesk, not kidding I don't think anybody can do that as well as you did.

by JULES21098 January 20, 2011