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Pete's a Purple Homo!
by Craig Spencer December 19, 2003
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Seal

A guy who dates a girl for limited time because he wishes to get in her pants,
it got it's name due to the fact that in french fook (fuck) is seal, because the term fuck was previously used to describe this, in some areas it is still currently used
EW don't bother with him, he's a seal
OR
IDK i might break up with him soon, he seems too much like a seal
by bob51951065397 December 19, 2011
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Salsa Surprise

This is a few step process. Step 1, eat greasy food and stomach - disturbances throughout the coarse of a day. Step 2, convince your partner to get in a 69 position with you for intercourse. Step 3, At the end of your little session, when you are about to shoot one out, turn around and diarrhea right into his/her mouth. They wouldve expected something else, but instead you gave them a Salsa Surprise! Hilarious. (Ed. Note - Corn is highly acceptable and even promoted for this certain occurence. Make sure you eat loads full.)
This is awesome...amazingness....know what else is amazing? (Diarrheas in the mouth) A SALSA SURPRISE! Can't go wrong.
by Zachary S. October 15, 2007
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Seal of Approval

This occurs when a man is either jacking off or being jacked off and the hand that does the deed happens to be sporting a 'thumbs up'.
Billy- Bob: Oooh, Jabrina, that feels amazing!
Jabrina: So it should, I'm giving this meat pole my own seal of approval!
by GLAARH November 22, 2015
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Saggy Salsa Sleeve

The act of filling a non-english speaking woman's vagina and/or rectum with hot salsa then dipping tortilla chips into the designated area and then you proceed to force-feed the chips to her.

Note: the woman must be upside down in order to keep the salsa from dripping out.
Guy 1: So, how far did you get with your girl last night?
Guy 2: I rounded third base with the Saggy Salsa Sleeve.
Guy 1: :O! WTF111!!!1
Guy 2: .....yeah.
by LatinoLover69 May 2, 2010
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wet seal

a vagina "owned" by a black man; though often misused to refer to vaginas in general.
Tyrone owned my wet seal this morning. Man, I love morning sex.

or

My wet seal is sore. Damn that Tyrone!
by Nate Belois May 13, 2005
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Salsabila

A beautiful woman with sexy body. Her big boobs and ass are amazing. Combined with her stunning face, she can makes any guys fall for her!
She's a salsabila.
by ErenYeager91 November 23, 2021
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