Rusty Mower

The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.

My Mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that I ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.

by DazCaz2 May 24, 2015

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rusty santorum

The result of not cleaning off santorum and allowing it to dry into a rust-colored crusty patch.

I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.

by stylinram January 12, 2012

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This scenario would play out when two consenting adults decide to engage in anal sex. The guy pulls out when he's finished and decides not to clean off any poo remnants that may have collected on his shaft and instead falls asleep. When the aforementioned gentleman wakes up, he is greeted with morning wood, he then notes that the hardened dried poo appears to look like flakes of rust... hence a solid rusty.

Corey really regretted forgoing cleanup after last nights romp with Morgan, when he woke up with a solid rusty.

by Underdog7112 October 20, 2019

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Rusty Putter

\ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;

1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.

Man: Gee, I sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!

Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.

by Fingers&Toes November 13, 2011

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Rusty Dime

She's the chick that used to be the hottest girl you knew from back in the day. She's been brought down to earth with painful life lessons and in your eyes she's still bad enough to get it. Even though now she's older, heavier, wrinklier, worn out and been through some rough patches.. Maybe has a kids and baby daddy issues.

Andie MacDowell, Kim Basinger, Salma Hayek and Brooke Shields are all Rusty Dimes.

by chipbeefy November 4, 2011

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