Rusty Horseshoe

Crabby armpits normally possessed by individuals that have severe addictions to meth and susceptibility to genital herpes.
Man that guy, John, has some rancid rusty horseshoes. That just nasty.
by Blashim November 22, 2013
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Rusty Mike

Receiving a good ole handjob from a fat chick
"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"

"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
by Billy Batts August 06, 2012
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Rusty Putter

\ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;

1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.
Man: Gee, I sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!

Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.
by Fingers&Toes November 13, 2011
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Rusty opossum

Rusty opossum, a person who can be… strict!! But also a normal person, unless you count the minion obsession. Rusty opossum is an online persona of a gay guy, their nickname could be Mel, poopsykins, or another name. After all, Rusty opossum does not exist. Rusty opossum is just an online persona. Rusty opossum is a friend of yours.
Lilly: OMG THER GOES RUSTY OPOSSUM!
Ted: smh they’re so mean…
by Zyxlot May 01, 2022
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rusty santorum

The result of not cleaning off santorum and allowing it to dry into a rust-colored crusty patch.
I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.
by stylinram January 11, 2012
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Rusty Rose

The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.
What a great rusty rose I had after sex, she was really flowing.
by Ron November 26, 2003
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Rusty Taco

an older womans vagina(80 years or older) usually dripping an odd smelling substance.
jay and deans mom has a rusty taco
by owhole August 19, 2008
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