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Rusty Mower

The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.
My Mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that I ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.
by DazCaz2 May 24, 2015
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Rusty Crusty

Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.
Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.

That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
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Rusty ass

If you rust someone, you half trust them. You usually trust the person but you are fully aware that they can be shady.
Wow, be careful around Tom, he's kind of a rusty ass...
by yunglilboo June 2, 2015
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Rusty Muzzle

The act of rubbing feces in ones hand, then rubbing it in anothers face usually during intercourse.
Dud i totally gave that girl a rusty muzzle, she almost poked.
by The "beeb beeb" Kid November 25, 2010
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Rusty Dime

She's the chick that used to be the hottest girl you knew from back in the day. She's been brought down to earth with painful life lessons and in your eyes she's still bad enough to get it. Even though now she's older, heavier, wrinklier, worn out and been through some rough patches.. Maybe has a kids and baby daddy issues.
Andie MacDowell, Kim Basinger, Salma Hayek and Brooke Shields are all Rusty Dimes.
by chipbeefy November 4, 2011
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Rusty Rose

The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.
What a great rusty rose I had after sex, she was really flowing.
by Ron November 26, 2003
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Rusty Taco

an older womans vagina(80 years or older) usually dripping an odd smelling substance.
jay and deans mom has a rusty taco
by owhole October 13, 2008
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