One of the funniest Comedians alive!
One of my favorite things he has done would have to be the "Black People Vs.Niggers"- and I am NOT being racist at all! He seriously said it!
One of my favorite things he has done would have to be the "Black People Vs.Niggers"- and I am NOT being racist at all! He seriously said it!
"I WISH THEY LET ME JOIN THE KKK-I'd do I drive-by from here to Brooklyn."
"Fe-fi-fo-figga-boy I hate a nigga"
"I take care of my kids"- YOUR SUPPOSED TO YOU DUMBMOTHAFUCKA!
"I've never been to jail"- WHAT YOU WANT, A COOKIE?
But not all people on welfare are black. Their are white people on welfare too. But we cant give a fuck about them! Broke-ass mothafuckas, Livin in trailer homes, Eating mayonaise sandwiches, fuckin' their sista's, listening to John Melloncamp records!
A bitch that gives the welfare sees a bitch with 9 kids- and is PISSED OFF- she sais "BITCH STOP FUCKING! PUT THE DICK DOWN! AND GET A JOB!"- "Get a job holdin dicks- whatever you do- Just stop fuckin!
No one cares when you get outta school-
"I just got outta school! Got my masters!"
"So what- dont come around here with all that readin and shit- see I can count too 1,2,4,9 So- what! You be countin these rcks byotch!"
"but I got my masters!"
"So what you my master now???"
"Dropped out of school- got myself a GED- u know waht that is? it stands for a Good.Enough.Deploma.
Only college you can go to witha GED is a community college- you know why that is? They be lettin all kinds of people in- crack head,prostututes,drug dealers-COME ON IN!!!
I took a black history class- thought that I'd pass it cuz Im black right? WRONG- FAILED IT. Aint that some sad shir. A black man failing black history. Cus you know fat people don't fail cookin! "THATS PEPRICA."
You wanna know why I failed black history? I dont know no shit about Africa. The only thing I know about Africa is that it's FAR. Africa is like a 35 hour flight. So you know that boat ride as real long! That boat ride was so long that their are still slaves on their way here right now!
"Fe-fi-fo-figga-boy I hate a nigga"
"I take care of my kids"- YOUR SUPPOSED TO YOU DUMBMOTHAFUCKA!
"I've never been to jail"- WHAT YOU WANT, A COOKIE?
But not all people on welfare are black. Their are white people on welfare too. But we cant give a fuck about them! Broke-ass mothafuckas, Livin in trailer homes, Eating mayonaise sandwiches, fuckin' their sista's, listening to John Melloncamp records!
A bitch that gives the welfare sees a bitch with 9 kids- and is PISSED OFF- she sais "BITCH STOP FUCKING! PUT THE DICK DOWN! AND GET A JOB!"- "Get a job holdin dicks- whatever you do- Just stop fuckin!
No one cares when you get outta school-
"I just got outta school! Got my masters!"
"So what- dont come around here with all that readin and shit- see I can count too 1,2,4,9 So- what! You be countin these rcks byotch!"
"but I got my masters!"
"So what you my master now???"
"Dropped out of school- got myself a GED- u know waht that is? it stands for a Good.Enough.Deploma.
Only college you can go to witha GED is a community college- you know why that is? They be lettin all kinds of people in- crack head,prostututes,drug dealers-COME ON IN!!!
I took a black history class- thought that I'd pass it cuz Im black right? WRONG- FAILED IT. Aint that some sad shir. A black man failing black history. Cus you know fat people don't fail cookin! "THATS PEPRICA."
You wanna know why I failed black history? I dont know no shit about Africa. The only thing I know about Africa is that it's FAR. Africa is like a 35 hour flight. So you know that boat ride as real long! That boat ride was so long that their are still slaves on their way here right now!
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