RFD is a brain disease that attack one's hair. RFD causes people to wake up with a fohawk. The disease has no cure, however, the symptoms can be reduced by taking a shower.
by Royal Shmanncess June 26, 2010
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Usually being in the ranks of E-6 to E-9, most Regulation Rangers are insecure and have control complexes.
A Regulation Ranger can implement whatever rules they wish to, and often make up redundant, useless rules right on the fly.
"Hey, you can't wear a knife on your belt. It says so in the regs!"
"Hey! You're only allowed to lift weights after 1700, it was put out in the regs"
"You're not allowed to take more than one pop-tart from Class 1. It says somewhere in the regs!"
A Regulation Ranger can implement whatever rules they wish to, and often make up redundant, useless rules right on the fly.
"Hey, you can't wear a knife on your belt. It says so in the regs!"
"Hey! You're only allowed to lift weights after 1700, it was put out in the regs"
"You're not allowed to take more than one pop-tart from Class 1. It says somewhere in the regs!"
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Yellow Casey Ranger acquired the position of Yellow Phantom Ranger through her sheer determination and her idolising of the original Yellow Power Ranger; Trini.
Alongside her fellow rangers, she follows her leaders commands to make Melbourne a safer place for all to live.
Yellow Casey Ranger acquired the position of Yellow Phantom Ranger through her sheer determination and her idolising of the original Yellow Power Ranger; Trini.
Alongside her fellow rangers, she follows her leaders commands to make Melbourne a safer place for all to live.
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