retardariffic

Adjective used to describe a person,place,thing or idea that is so retarded it is beyond retarded

The movie "Maid in Manhattan" is completely retardariffic!!

by lilmisnonchalant May 10, 2006

retarded bomb

1) (n) An unguided bomb fitted with vanes at the aft end to retard (slow) its rate of descent. Designed to be dropped from low altitudes, the vanes (air brakes) allow the delivery aircraft to egress without being struck by fragments from it's own ordnance upon detonation.

2) (v) Leaving an unsavory traveling companion someplace other than your intended destination.

3) (n) A poorly told, or otherwise untenable, joke which, once told, lays there like an unexploded bomb while the jokester prays someone can come along to defuse the situation.

1) The F4U screamed across the treetops and dropped a stick of retarded bombs on the SAM site, much to the SAM crew's displeasure.

2) "Larry was whining again so I retarded bombed the bus stop on my way here."

3) Joker: "... and the guy says 'that's not my dog.'"
Crickets: "chirp"
Joker: "Tough crowd."

by Chumbucket October 25, 2006

retardamundo

When someone or something is beyond stupid...acting recklessly...not thinking before doing.

Is that guy drinking anti-freeze? How retardamundo!!

by Stephen McDonnell September 30, 2007

Retard Parade

When your IQ temporarily drops an extreme amount and the sound of a parade plays in your mind. Usually caused by extreme joy and/or surprise.

Dude....my mind just went on a retard parade...

by radaradarada December 19, 2008

retardaholic

A person who is addicted to repeating stupid acts on an ongoing basis. No matter what the outcome is they still continue to do it. Similar to an alcoholic.

That guy is a retardaholic, he keeps touching the electric fence.

by raiderbill September 1, 2009

On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard

v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.

"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"

by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005

retard

One who attempts poetry in the form of noise known as rap

Snoop Dogg is a retard.

by Norin March 11, 2005