Poon-town

A slang and shorter way to say let’s have sex.

I want to take you to poon-town

by Phoon town May 5, 2021

New Poon

Being a straight male going to watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon tonight. Wanna come?

Guy 2: Really? You're such a New Poon

by NeverwillseeTwilight November 20, 2009

Angry Poon

1. A vagina suffering from an infection that causes throbbing, burning, soreness and/or discharge.
2. A female who is into S&M-type intercourse.

1. My poon is angry.

2. This chick gave me some angry poon last night.

by Cakelessa January 2, 2012

Pussy ass poon bitch

When you fail to much to just be a bitch

David is a pussy ass poon bitch

by Pushy the Turncoat October 23, 2008

Poonana

When a banana becomes old, mushy, brown, and begins to resemble poo.

"I left a banana on the ground for some weeks, now looking back on it, it has become a poonana"

by diqhed September 12, 2017

Spotted Poon

some dirty fat sluts freckled pussy that is so full of disease that your dick will melt off right after penetration. Herpes are easily mistaken as the freckles that dot her pussy.

Person 1: Damn dog i had sex with that one slut kayla and my dick melted off.
Person 2: I told you man she has got a spotted poon should have listened to the other thirty guys with no dicks now.

by Chad Chesire December 28, 2007

poon

Anything you want it to be.

Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!

by Josh January 12, 2004