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Shmeter Peter

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter
by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014
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Peter Maximoff

The man I am gayest for. He’s absolutely gorgeous , he’s funny, a kleptomaniac, inpatient, cheeky , a little bit of a shit but that’s cute. And he’s just a good guy always willing to help!
Girl: Omg Peter Maximoff is so hot 🥵

Boy(me) : SHUT UP HES MY HUSBAND 🤬
by Gay_simps4peters February 3, 2023
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peter sweeny

Peter Sweeny is a man described by many as a Stewart Little esk with a hint of faggotry. He is a man who enjoys the hobby of chugging cock and cum guzzling. He takes a hourly 6.9 cocks, and has a Guinness world record for taking the fattest chode in the world, orally.
Oh my god, she took that cock like a Peter Sweeny.
by Johnny Simps January 31, 2020
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Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."
by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022
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Peter Fat

The fat that surrounds one's penis. Usually more previlant in those of a larger carriage. Peter fat will also give the appearance of a 'shrinking penis'
Shelly: “How are things going with you and Billy?
Jane: “Not great. Thanks to his Peter Fat he’s down to 3 inches…”
by KnowIdea January 29, 2012
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Newton-Peter

A unit of torque -- the amount of torque applied by Newton at a distance of Peter's height.
Dude how many newton-peters does that Tesla push out?
by stoddcast January 22, 2020
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Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.
Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.
by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006
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