STOP PEEING YOUR PANTS

a way of telling people to stop freaking out. not widely used, but people will probably know what you mean anyway.

EXAMPLE:
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...

by soccerbitch4 May 21, 2011

Sarah Palin

A mythical character, much like bigfoot. Originally made up by the democratic party in an attempt to make republicans look crazy. Soon afterward they realized they were doing a good enough job of that themselves, they tried to eliminate her but McCain had already chosen her as his vice presidential canidate. Played on the Fox sitcom Fox News by Tina Fey. Twitter account is run by Jimmy Helms, a 13 year old kid from Chicago.

Person 1: Dude! we went camping this weekend and i think we saw Sarah Palin!

Person 2: Dude, everyone knows she is just an urban legend.

by BloodSugarLQ June 23, 2011

Palin-drome

A ridiculous series of words that makes as much sense backward as it does forward.

Another Palin-drome from our favorite politician:

"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border..."

by JamMasterSmuckers August 25, 2009

Palin

A person of such great positivity and optimism to the point of drawing massive and irrational hate-filled attacks from idiots who are ruining their country.

The great Palin-like leader ignored the mass of media-driven fools who made sick jokes about her children.

by jagaimo July 12, 2009

Pullin' a Palin

1. Having your Down Syndrome baby attacked just to get to you by the left and then being called a quitter when trying to protect your family.

2. Annoying the left by simply breathing

3. becoming a martyr by enduring attacks on family especially disabled infant sons from left-wing bloggers and also by taking on frivolous lawsuits on a daily basis designed to force some one out of office.

Those bloggers are going out of their way toward Pullin' a Palin.

by Libby Tard July 10, 2009

bo pelini

An expletive laced rant expressing outrage on leaving a position you didn't want anyway.

Tom went "bo pelini" the day he was fired from his job.

by jmillerband June 23, 2016

Palinize

To take someone out, kill them, because you disagree with their views. But not really kill them, just jokingly refer to killing them.

Boy, if you don't get with the program and start studying your books, I'm gonna Palinize your ass!!

by BridgetObama January 12, 2011