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Parker

sucks at hockey and rages a lot
Person 1: You suck at hockey
Parker: *Kicks Shins Breaks Leg*
by SUCKSATHOCKEY November 12, 2019
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Parker

Parker is a gaming warlord who can beat anyone in any game he’s pretty much ninja although being a gaming warlord he is also a fashion guru he can pull off any outfit. He’s soo sexy all the lady’s call him pimp daddy, ultra-cool mother fucker, and lord of the hoes.
Gaming warlord? ohhhhh you mean Parker
by Assclow June 2, 2020
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Parker

Parker’s are always absolute chads
Random dude: “woah who’s that?He looks like a chad”
Other random dude: “yeah that’s Parker”
by Double Zero November 23, 2021
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retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different
Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him
by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023
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Parker

Parker is a lightskined black male athletic,the sexiest person alive and cares about people but if you are to break parkers trust you are a opp to him.

He plays football,basketball,boxes and golfs. He can fight so don’t mess with sombody named parker because you never know what your going to get met up with. He’s also kinda rich!

He loves to rap and likes rap songs only like playboy cardi and zillakami etc.
If you a girl see what a parker packs ;) your welcome.
by Aaaaaaaaj February 22, 2021
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sam parker jones

every woman wants him they bow to the sight of him and have a orgy once they glance towards him its a orgy circle he is sexy cute awesome beautiful etc
by samsosexy June 10, 2025
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Miya parker

Miya Parker is amazing she is beautiful, an amazing personality, she puts everyone before her self, when you think of her she brightens up your day she makes it 100x better and when you are around her you want to make her feel like nothing else matters like if you could you would holder till she doesn’t want to be held just to make her feel safe or happy and block out anything marking her feel down or in mental pain.
Guy 1: who is that?
Guy 2: that is Miya Parker she is amazing.
by Nate_solis November 25, 2021
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