Cracking young woman. Bit too tall for her own good, giraffe legs, massive tits.
Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
by comedian.org June 17, 2019
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Niyaaz Parker is a stik ma se poes. If you ever meet a Niyaaz Parker just know that they have a small piel and send tollie pics to girls. Niyaaz has hairy balls and walks like a fucken gebrieklik telephone, his gevriet look like burnt popcorn. His hair can be used as a pot scrubber and his legs are like hoenderbene. FUCK NIYAAZ PARKER his bek smells like kak and that's all he talks aswell. His lips will give you paper cuts for dayssss and his half kaffer. His hands will give you septies and when you hit his ass it sounds like a screenshot *click* *click*. His teath is of that of a rotwhiler. His nipples is POES black some apartheid shit going on there. He has a matras kop soos n kpop poesie (jonKOEK) want sy bek ryk soos koek. Oceans basket special jou naai.
Boeta pielie: sien jy vir Niyaaz Parker
Auntie fadeelah: Nee ek sien n kaffer
Boeta pielie: Ek sien n vuil swat drain rot met n vrot Klein pielikie
Auntie fadeelah: Nee ek sien n kaffer
Boeta pielie: Ek sien n vuil swat drain rot met n vrot Klein pielikie
by NGwala Beamns December 12, 2023
Get the Niyaaz Parker mug.Parker’s are girls dream guys! He can usually get any girl he wants! He can be a fucking lit af guy and if someone punched you and he is your friend he will knock there ass out cold! They are great boyfriends and are great in bed! There dicks are huge and you would have to be a daredevil to take it on! In conclusion parker’s are great
“Here how that girl died? Heard it was cause of parker’s cock”
“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”
“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”
by ☠️ April 26, 2019
Get the parker mug.A rather short person, but will shoot up in size during puberty in all things (ladies). Most people think that they are very athletic people, but in fact, its really the opposite. Parkers are very lazy but can nerd alot, but they try to keep it to a minimum. They enjoy humor and try to tell jokes to lighten the mood. They make sure their friends come first before anything. And usually keep to themselves, a bit quiet at most. But can be a great friend if you manage to get them talk! Parkers are very creative types, making art and or already have ideas. They can get along with just about anyone, adjusting their personality.
Guy: Hey, who was that guy who liked playing NES games?
Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about
Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?
Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about
Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?
by Çăþțůŕ October 30, 2018
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by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023
Get the Parker mug.when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.
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