British Pants

When you get menstrual period on your pants, they become "bloody pants", the British equivalent to "effing pants".

"Here, you can borrow these pajama pants."
"Oh no, those are British pants. I can still see the stain."

by RachelDC March 14, 2010

pants dance

the dance you perform while trying to fit into a small pair of pants.

Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"

Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."

by EatTheNoodles April 4, 2009

Dad Pants

After a long, stress filled day at work, a man, preferably a father tends to unbutton his pants and hang loose. Maybe he'll even have a beer.

My boss was a total asshole today, he wouldn't get off my case! Soon as I got home I got my dad pants on.

by Gloofa February 2, 2009

Peter Pants

Pants worn so tight that you look like Peter Pan. Commonly worn by Hipsters.

If you wear peter pants, have a shitty haircut, and ride a fixed gear bike...you might be a hipster!

by Robot Print February 14, 2009

Cookie Pants

Usually sweats or lose fitting pants that are used to eat cookies or any other types of fatty foods. Usually used for females when they are feeling lazy, PMS, have unexplanable cravings or breakups.

Oh my gawd! A pazookie so sounds good! I guess it's cookie pants day.

by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

red pants

A mature woman who is on her period but still chooses to dress up and go out.

Also a foreign dude who plays electric keyboard and sings old songs in a restaurant/bar.

Betty's got her red pants on but that's not stopping her from making out with that Jagger dude.

by Chuberly January 26, 2016

pants-crappingly

An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.

I think viking metal is some of the most pants-crappingly awesome music there is out there!

by Kevin Tracy August 6, 2007