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Pant Moustache

A hairy moustache poking outside of the pant area.
How was your swim?

It was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. She needs to wax.
by MrsFannyHair April 4, 2011
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Penny Pants

Tight, spandex leggings worn AS pants allowing for enough visible camel toe to theoretically catch a penny if thrown at it.
She wore penny pants in an attempt to look cool, however she just ended up looking like a skanky whore.
by Jae, Jordan, Jayme October 21, 2009
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Dad Pants

After a long, stress filled day at work, a man, preferably a father tends to unbutton his pants and hang loose. Maybe he'll even have a beer.
My boss was a total asshole today, he wouldn't get off my case! Soon as I got home I got my dad pants on.
by Gloofa February 2, 2009
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nondenominational pants

being whipped
ashley wears the nondenominational pants
by David and Mash January 19, 2009
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Cookie Pants

Usually sweats or lose fitting pants that are used to eat cookies or any other types of fatty foods. Usually used for females when they are feeling lazy, PMS, have unexplanable cravings or breakups.
Oh my gawd! A pazookie so sounds good! I guess it's cookie pants day.
by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011
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red pants

A mature woman who is on her period but still chooses to dress up and go out.

Also a foreign dude who plays electric keyboard and sings old songs in a restaurant/bar.
Betty's got her red pants on but that's not stopping her from making out with that Jagger dude.
by Chuberly January 26, 2016
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pants-crappingly

An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.
I think viking metal is some of the most pants-crappingly awesome music there is out there!
by Kevin Tracy August 6, 2007
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