Lil Pump

A retarded rapper who has nothing better to do with his life than make a hella lot of noise with his so called "music".

Guy1: Who is your idol?

Guy2: Lil pump yo! Who else?

Guy1: Good luck finding new friends bro.

by Oi_Itz_the_Greeish_Idiot December 17, 2020

lil pump

Lil Pump, aka Lillium Pumpernickel is a highly viewed intellectual being of divine clout status. He has gained much praise for his innovating contributions to hip hop and only says phrases like "esskeetit" and "bitch" which show his clever use or the structural English technique of repitition. He often collaborates with fellow rap god, Smokepurrp: another intellectual, intelligent young man, who talks about audis and thots. Both men enjoy the act of inhaling pot through ones mouth, and indulge in the sipping of lean to make them feel good. They are smart people.

Nigga 1: i luv lil pump esskeetit on dis bih mah nibbah 70 niggeh amirite essskkeetitt skksketit skrrt skrrt
Niggesa 2: yes

by nibba.on.my.wigga November 14, 2018

Pump Day

August 19th is a National holiday that celebrates the birthday of Gazzy Garcia, known professionally as Lil Pump

Happy pump day boys

by anonymous August 19, 2018

Pump and Hump

When a human of the female gender, pulls her tits, or the male counterparty pulls them, untill she squirts breast milk onto the male dick. The male then inserts his penis into the females vagina using the milk as a lubrication.

Your having sex tonight? Well im going to Pump and Hump tonight Sister!

by Fuckboy69#chris in the cafe January 18, 2017

pump the worm

The act of flexing and relaxing your index finger with the use of a bottle opener.

I was playing around with a bottle opener at the table on boxing Day when my auntie leant over and told me to 'pump the worm'.

by Pwankerson December 31, 2021

Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum

I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!

by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019

Pump kid

are basically the kids that dress like prep meets punk meets scenish. There clothes consist of things such as Band tees ranging from the rolling stones to cobra starship. they where jeans at normal tightness. They also where aeropostale and novelty tees. There shoes can be converse,skateshoes,slip-ons or tennis. they listen to all types of music. There where there hair at normal lenghts and out of eyes. there hair may have some color but nothing extreme.

Dude Brandon is pretty cool he's one of those pump kids.

by pump kid brandon bear August 26, 2008