Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

When the girl wanted to look like an astronaut, a soldier, or an athlete, something that would make her look good, or serious, or positive (or tough), she wanted to look like a dude, but she didn't want to look like a dude for the full range of things a dude is, she didn't want to look like a loser or a junkie, she didn't want any negative image that would go with being a dude. She would let a male wear the shoe no matter who it fit, she would let the male be the coward she was too much of a coward to be openly, because she was a poser.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

Poser

A coworker or boss who chooses sides on any given issue based solely their desire to fit in.

Sanchez totally sided with the staff accountants in that meeting so they would give her a "you go girl!" in the company cafeteria. Last week she chose to hang with Legal so she could be invited to their Happy Hour. She's a total poser!

by Ancillary Gurl June 2, 2009

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

Even if he/she filed his/her teeth down into serrated edges and wore black contacts, he/she still wouldn't have anybody convinced that he/she was really a shark. He/she was a poser, posing as a man eating denizen of the seas.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

Poser

Someone who compromises who they are on a daily basis to make money and thinks that if you dont do the same thing, it's coming from your ego.

Compromise is what did that to the poser's head.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Bogus poser

A phrase usually used to describe someone that acts foolishly or commits unwise actions.

After acting foolishly in his class, Carl was labeled a bogus poser by his classmates.

by Lrocthestoner April 9, 2024

Poser

Someone that says they encourage disagreement even though they can't really take disagreement or opposition to them, and people have already ended up in jail or worse for standing up to them. Someone that only says they respect other people, their experience, their beliefs, or their opinions because they know they want other people to respect them, and not because they actually respect anything about the other person.

The poser always talked to people like she owned the place and had authority over over to encourage/discourage them to do things. She never held anything or anyone (except possibly herself) sacred enough to respect it/them.

by The Original Agahnim June 8, 2021

poopoo poser

poo poo imposter aka your mom

the poopoo poser shat said i cant play on my ps5. An absolute faeces faker, a suspicious shit if you will.

by your mom is hot >:) December 6, 2021