philip lester

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Omg Philip Lesters a rat

by Philip Howell August 17, 2017

Philosophical nigga

A nigga who knows his shit. And always passes the joint to a homi in need. Always the one to resort to peaceful means of gang banging a hoe. Never goes anywhere’s with there case on global warming. And finally is a nigga you can trust.

“Yah philosophical nigga pass me the avocados”

by Sexy face nigga April 8, 2019

cod philosophy

According to Wikipedia, Cod Philosophy is a synonymous for Pseudophilosophy, that is a term "is a term applied to philosophical ideas or systems which are claimed not to meet an expected set of standards."

Or maybe, you can use it like Steven Wilson, referring to the videogame Call Of Duty

Steven Wilson ( Porcupine Tree): It's all in me, all in you, only MTV and CoD philosophy

by Wilhelm Da-Sein April 7, 2015

Philly Dipper

The act of placing or attempting to place one's flaccid penis into a partner's vagina. Usually occurs after a large amount of alcohol is imbibed.

They were so hammered that they did it on the laundry machine. Unfortunately, all he could do was give her the Philly Dipper.

by CamelToeSlider November 13, 2010

philadelphia snowball

Chucking a D battery at someone.

Look at those hipsters, I'm going to throw a Philadelphia snowball at them.

by RolandaM May 27, 2016

Stand-up Philosopher

A Comedian; a stand-up comedian, as described in Mel Brook's 'History of the World Part 1.'

B. Arthur "Occupation?"

Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"

B Arthur: "What?"

Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."

B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"

by HapaRy May 26, 2009

Philbug

A rare member of the armadillidiidae family, sharing a lot of similarities with the common Pillbug, yet possessing a rather peculiar face, similar to that of a particular human specimen (Hence their name). The wild Philbug population has been put under heavy pressure due to deforestation and a serious decrease in anus crumbs.

1) Would you look at that! I've found a Philbug, such marvelous creatures!

2) Watch out for that Philbug dear, they tend to carry diseases.

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017