cut the table in half

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half
by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024
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Table-ussy

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Hit the tables

Play in the casino.
We should hit the tables. Maybe get something out of this. You want to talk about that, I'll be down at the tables. (Unsolved TV Show, episode 2)
by Chingachguk April 01, 2018
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table txting

to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.
I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.
by blizzblast December 13, 2010
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table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.
“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”
by toastcowboy November 12, 2017
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table 14

The craziest muther fuckers around - these kids are the shit. They always seem to be in trouble yet try hard not to be. Don't get on the wrong side of this pack But once your in then it's forever bruh except if you dicks before chicks - don't do that dude. The cool , so cool - if you not them you wanna be them - YOLO

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Kid : nuff said
by Flies on fire December 08, 2015
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Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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