touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

Grass

Grass is one of the most common and resilient plants found across the globe. It belongs to the Poaceae family and thrives in a wide range of climates. From suburban lawns to wild meadows, grass plays a vital role in many ecosystems. It helps prevent soil erosion by holding the ground together with its root system. Grass also absorbs carbon dioxide and releases oxygen, contributing to cleaner air. In agriculture, grasses such as wheat, corn, and rice serve as staple crops for much of the world’s population. Animals like cows, sheep, and horses rely heavily on grass for sustenance. Lawns and parks use turfgrass to create soft, walkable green spaces. Certain types, like Bermuda or fescue, are chosen for their durability and lush appearance. Grass grows rapidly, which makes it useful but also sometimes frustrating for homeowners. Regular mowing helps maintain healthy growth and deters weeds from taking over. Grass can also act as a natural cooling system, lowering temperatures in urban areas. In sports, grassy fields provide cushioning and traction for athletes. Despite its simplicity, grass is essential to both nature and human life.

"touch grass son" "no dad im playing animal company"

by wowzers_ May 21, 2025

The Grass Gang

The Grass Gang is a group created by 2 lovely young people. It is said to be the best gang ever; better than the Mulch Gang.

“Hey, do you want to join the Grass Gang?”

by mizukithesilly November 27, 2023

tall grass

for tall grass hen your short my guys you'll see

When the 2 dwarfs ran through the tall grass they kept laughing because it kept ticklingthere balls

by DwarfPedo November 12, 2020

grass fayos

slang for weed

smoking mad grass fayos

by mr Chinese ninja 2007 March 15, 2023

Grass

Another word for good/great

‘That movie was very grass’

‘You outfit is so grass’

by yaisbfuendka April 20, 2023

Grass allergy

If you have a grass allergy you can't get grass on your ass, or the glass, or the rest of your body without getting sick.
Also no sucking grass now. I know its gonna be hard not being able to suck grass but it's gonna be ok buddy.
Sooooo noooo GRASSY ASSY
SMH

Oh god I got grass on my ass, good thing I took my drugs

GRASS ALLERGY U BITCH

by Avee4 April 17, 2021