Unsteady clock

A figure of speech to describe sleep deprivation in the sense that a person cannot tell what time of day it is as soon as they wake up.

For an example, someone may wake up at 6:00 in the evening after sleeping all day, then they might believe it's 6:00 in the morning instead, because it's dark outside, and they must have slept for so long that their mind had went blank and forgot about the time of day.
Your sleeping habits are like an unsteady clock! Quit staying up so late, and you won't sleep all day on the next day!
by Lueriva Fetheroviu June 26, 2023
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clock jargon

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".
Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?
by Fairhart January 24, 2017
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Shit clock

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.
Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.
by LuckyLock August 28, 2018
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cloud,clock

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11 o clock

When it’s past 11 o clock Michael whips out his cock.
oh no it’s past 11 o clock! Michael is going to rape me!
by Gibby boy March 01, 2023
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the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock
My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident
by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023
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