October 31

Get candy from your crush day.

Girl: Are you going to give candy to me?
Boy: What? Why?
Girl: Because its October 31 national get candy from your crush day
Boy: *in shock*

by Til Tok Tehe October 29, 2019

15 October

Scam day.

Gives you a chance to fool everyone.

Mom, I’m pregnant. SCAAAM! It is the 15 October!

by dianalee October 15, 2021

October 22nd

National hold hands with your girlfriend for the first time! I know there are some shy middle schoolers who probably can’t even date yet. This is for you and your future girlfriend.

Jonathan: Hey Alexi...
Alexi: Yea what’s up
Jonathan: It’s October 22nd
Alexi: Oh yea give me your hand

by Slutman69 October 21, 2019

October 18th

On this day you can actually slap a person you hate in the face because you can’t be bothered by stupid hoes.

On October 18th i slapped 3 dumb hoes

by The gurllll October 17, 2019

Sober October

The act of going straight edge for an entire month to make oneself suffer an unimaginable sobriety.

Peter: Have you seen Joe?

John: No why?
Peter: He's been avoiding going to the bar and smoking some dank ass weed every time I hit him up. I think he hates me.
John: Oh no! He's just doing sober October. I think he's trying to transcend consciousness and see God, but he's looking good.

by BigBirdsGhost September 27, 2020

October 23

make a move day! BITCH GO AT YOUR CRUSH, HE’S WAITIN’ FOR YOU

friend: “go kiss your crush!”
you: “okay!”
your crush: “why did you do that?” ;)
you: “because it’s October 23!”

by xxmads October 22, 2019

21 October

Fix a macdonalds ice cream machine day

-Yo Alex
-Sup bro
-Does the ice cream machine work today?
-no, oh sheat
-holdup it’s fix a macdonalds ice cream machine day
- 21 October??
-Ye

by Ilaisgod October 18, 2019