by somebody not the silly goose December 15, 2023
Get the owen gordon mug.O dog is one of the good ones. He has a big smile and heart. He also has a big pooper and dooter. He is also obsessed with stuff animals and has a nice head of hair.
Owen Bennett, o dog, wow you have a nice head of hair it's almost as thick as your pooper. His smile is big, bot not as big as his heart or his stuffed animal collection. He's the best you'll ever have...dooter dooter
by hankthetank123 December 18, 2023
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Get the Owen car mug.The name of a huge fucking nerd. The kind that plays D&D and reads lord of the rings. He often knows way too much about obscure topics.
He’s such an Owen.
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Get the Owen mug.Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.
Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.
Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.
Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
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