Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.

Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."

by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015

Beer Pressure

when you go into a beer specialty store to buy domestic beer but feel pressured to pick up an IPA to feel cool

Today at the beer store in Portland I wanted Sam Adams but was feeling the beer pressure from the guy behind the counter so I grabbed an IPA to feel cool

by Blonde#1 October 24, 2015

Beer Tax

Any alcohol left at a house after a party. Now belongs to whoever lives in that house.

Person 1: "Hey man, I think I left some beers(alcohol) at your place last night, can I come grab them?"

Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"

Person 1: "What, why?"

Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."

by Super_Vegeta April 14, 2014

Harvey Beer

A harvey beer is someone who lacks a mclaren gulf hoodie, he obsesses over lando norris (he wants his dick), and he seems to just wear hollister and nothing else, dusty yute. 4 eyes and can barely see anything, this is shown by the fact that he cant do his hair properly in the morning. Overall would not want to meet a harvey beer in public or a club, might talk to you about daniel riccardio.

Your such a harvey beer right now

by EdM1234567 November 8, 2022

Beer Banking

The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze.

"Mate, I've just been beer banking and we're good to go!"

"Dude, I'm going round the corner to beer bank"

by Dave2010 January 20, 2009

beer hoove

The person in a group who never chips in for beer and often cries poor but always drinks up everyone elses liquor for free.

Don't invite dave, he's a beer hoove

by bunge June 18, 2007

Beer dew

Take a spoonful of coffee grounds and put her in your mouth and then chase it with beer

Tommy: “Dude I’m feeling a little tired”
Benny: “Dude rip a beer dew, it’s like blow but different”

by T-cents May 21, 2020