German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
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german stew pot

Sexual position. Common origins point to early 19th century when food was scarce and stew was popular. A German-Stew-Pot occurs when you fucking your girl friend from behind, popularly known as doggy-style, and the male farts into a can and holds it to the woman's nose as he orgasms. The woman typically snorts like a pig to add to the effect.
ricky: honeymoon was great, we had such a great time.
andrew: oh yea? lots of bow chica wow wow going down??
ricky: yea man, she let me do the german stew pot on her.
andrew: holy shit bro, that's epic!!
by a_pecker_head October 09, 2017
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German Sausage Drop

During WW2 it's common knowledge that solders would drop grenades in the man hole or hatch of a tank to kill the solders inside, however the german sausage drop is a lesser known tactic. The german sausage drop is when a solder takes a shit or throws shit into the hatch of a german tank in an attempt to literally gas them out.
My grampa ran out of grenades in world war 2 so he used the german sausage drop strategy .
by WikiofRodos July 09, 2016
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Angry German Kid

A extremely controversial nickname for the German web video from 2005 where it shows then-teenager Norman Kochanowski pretending to play Unreal Tournament 2004, but he gets extremely irritated and angry, and then smashes his keyboard repeatedly.
Angry German Kid is a controversial nickname, that's all I want to say...
by Ryan900USAYT August 17, 2023
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German Meat Fiesta

When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men
by Poop Inspector December 03, 2019
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Big German Bagel

To put a bagel around your penis and have a woman eat it off.
Adam thinks big german bagels are delicious.
by GODSMACK May 19, 2014
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german shiza porn

A type of porn found in germany in which the man lies underneith the womans asshole, and sucks out a nice steamy fart. The idea of sucking out a fart seems gross and uncivilized but in reality adam and eve often got bored with regular sex so they got interesting ideas with this love nugget.
Bob: Wow man, I was fucking Tracy last night and she asked if I would perform German Shiza Porn on her, and I said yes and it was amazing!
Tom: Dude its taken me years to even drink chelseas piss...
by Jason Dhillon April 30, 2008
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