School

The reason why suicide rates went up

If they don't graduate me from school I'll be in a Logan Paul video

by Cmon Morty o3o May 4, 2018

School

A place of no mercy. It forces you upon its wraith before the dark of the sky ceases to tint, unlike the souls of the teachers. Trudging out of bed, you have scarcely forty minutes to do what would normally take you an hour if it weren’t for the unholy time crunch; get ready for the concentration camp itself. Barely making it on time, you’re forced to stream down your driveway and end up looking like a buffoon when everyone else is already there. You then proceed to wait in either freezing or scorching temperatures, the Board of Education doesn’t care, and then come in contact with the bringer of your doom: the school bus. As you hoist yourself and the anvils they call school supplies onto the uber driver from hell, you frantically try to study for the test you have today. You forgot to do so last night, just because you didn’t give a crap. Eventually you give up and play a game on your phone until the asylum itself comes into view: school. You and the other people pile out of your bus and march like ants to your lockers. You take out your $500 worth of stuff out of your backpack, even though you know you’re only going to use three of those items yearly, and head on to first period; gym, which is basically a mandatory strip club. You trudge through the rest of your day, but I don’t wanna write about it, because that would mean wasting more time on school. Plus, I got these cursed papers call “homework” to do, as if the seven hours I spend at that hell wasn't enough.

Matt: Hey so what did you get for question four on the homework last night?
Steve: There was homework? I was too busy studying for the eight tests today.
Matt: Wait, there's eight tests today?
Both: Man, I hate school

by Person Who Needs Help January 9, 2020

School

A place where we learn meaningless shit like how to solve the area of a triangle, but don't learn how to take care of a kid or how to pay taxes, or pretty much any daily thing we don't learn in school.

Example-

Guy- "What the hell how do I put this condom on my dick?"
Girl- "Who cares at least we know how to solve the area of a triangle."
School

by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014

School

A hellhole that everybody hates. :)

Johnny: Are you exited for school?

Mia: *dies*

by a_human_idiot May 16, 2019

School

Six
Crule
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

Thats all i have to say

School is...

by revolting tun4 July 3, 2016

School

hell itself

Jim thinks school is hell

by Doyouhavetheballstodoitfortheb August 22, 2020

School

Something that we all hate..

Mom: Hey, wake up and get ready for school
Me: Ugh, school....I can't WAIT till Friday
Mom: I SAID TO GET READY!!
Me: OKAY! HOLD ON I GOTTA GET OUT OF BED!
Mom: You better do it now before you're late for school.

by Izzy.Says.BTS.Is.Da.BEST January 9, 2019