National Soupmob Day

Every day on December 12th we celebrate the legendary removal of Soupmob from the srb2 community by getting banned with a following clown university certificate. On this day you are only allowed to post clown imagery in relation to his new found certificate!
"hey, did you hear that it's National Soupmob Day?"
by LaDrux December 12, 2021
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National Friends Day

National Friends Day. Celebrated every January 22nd. Friends Day is a day where you match with all your best friend(s) and/or friend(s)!
Person 1: Its January 22nd!
Person 2: What about it?
Person 1: It's National Friends Day!
Person 2: What is National Friends Day all about?
Person 1: You match with your best friend(s) and/or friend(s)!
Person 2: That sounds fun! Let's do it!
by _national_days_ January 18, 2020
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National Fuck Day

National Fuck Day (NFD). Takes place on November 20th (near thanksgiving) to praise sex. You and a consenting individual (Over the age of 18) have sex for the whole holiday.
by longdickedorange November 20, 2020
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national chloe day

national chloe day is actually every day because chloe is super duper awesome. you dont like chloe? fuck you kill yourself

we <3 chloe
ferris: "have u heard?"
chloe: "heard what"
simon: "its national chloe day"
chloe: "woaaah"
ferris: "dont tell her its everyday so we can continuously tell her its chloe day to make her ecstatic"
by detective simon September 08, 2022
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national ezra day

August 11 is ezra day its their birthday u have to wish ezra a happy birthday
friend: its aug 11th
me: yes that’s national ezra day
friend: lets celebrate
by vee hi August 03, 2021
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National Rape Day

Its not even a fucking day .. some men are just too sick in the fucking head 🖕🏻
cut this "National Rape Day" shit tf out.. its gonna cause people to go suicidal.
by fuckingstupid- April 24, 2021
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national vagina day

On April 19th you have to get pussy. It has to be consensual and cannot be illegal.
Boy one: hey it’s national vagina day can I fuck the living shit outta you

Girl one: sure just as long as it’s consensual and not weird

Boy one: AWESOME
by November 16, 2020
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