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e-rage

The type of internet-war between individuals which grows out of quickly-written emails containing statements that may be easily misunderstood or mis-taken by the recepient, and grows through retaliatory responses into massive proportions.

Since email is unable to convey facial-expressions, unable to fully-convey emotive states or the status of the writer (ie tired, sick, depressed), is not interactive face-to-face dialog, and tends to be hastily-written, these misunderstandings via email are frequently based entirely upon mis-communication rather than truthful intent.

Term coined by Louise Doncaster circa 2003.
Person #1 states how they were ripped off by a third-party. Person #2 replies, "oh well that's what you get," meaning that's what you get when you deal with people like the third-party. Person #1 misunderstands the statement to mean that they deserved to be ripped off, or that Person #2 is flipping them off about their upset feelings of being ripped-off.
by Buggy September 9, 2005
mugGet the e-ragemug.

E Girl

An E girl is a commonly misused word. Gaining its popularity from the app tiktok, its meaning comes from gamer girl thots who use their vagina and titties to get attention from gamer boys. A common e girl might ask gamer boys to carry them and rise their ranks in video games in exchange for their premium snap.
I met this E Girl who wants me to carry her, she has a premium snap join the party.
by uwu.org May 29, 2019
mugGet the E Girlmug.

e-dap

This is a variation of the dap that can be used when you would like to give a physical dap, such as to congratulate your friend on something great they did or are doing, but you are communicating in a manner that makes a physical dap unfeasible, usually electronic, e.g. email, chat, or sms. (See dap.)
I can't believe you are staying on track with your salad for lunch plan. I am gonna grab a burger, e-dap.
by vitaminjeff March 20, 2012
mugGet the e-dapmug.

e-handjob

person 1: succ me

person 2: ready to give you the e-handjob
by Amber77432 July 9, 2019
mugGet the e-handjobmug.

e-lurk

the act of researching a person somewhat obsessively and repeatedly on the internet; involves extensive viewing of pictures and gaining of knowledge of that person's favorite things to do, closest friends, etc. typically done with a popular networking site such as myspace or facebook.
I always e-lurk a guy beofre I'll even consider starting a text relationship. I want to know as much as possible about him, but will pretend to be very surprised when he tells me about his dog, Fluffy, and his spring break trip to Panama.
by Parish July 1, 2008
mugGet the e-lurkmug.

e-HIV

e-HIV is an internet disease with its name being a derivative of a combination between AIDS / HIV and ethernet. It infects other internet users after social contact through messages, posts or even music. We know this as the first case of e-hiv was found within the Kardashian family. It is rumoured that they were super spreaders with their tv-shows and awful music.

Some possible symptoms of e-HIV are; believing the earth is flat, thinking ripple will hit $100, posting sketchy links to Chinese PDF files and using sharpies in an interesting way. So far the only known cure is joining r/altstreetbets.
Bob really suffers from e-HIV, he got scammed for €50k

The mod could instantly tell that the creator of the post was dealing with e-HIV as he linked to a malware filled file
by On of the mods December 30, 2020
mugGet the e-HIVmug.

rippin E's

Doing E-brake (hand brake) slides in a front wheel drive car
we were just drivin in that snowy parking lot, rippin E's and shit
by J Z March 13, 2008
mugGet the rippin E'smug.

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