Schnazz 'n gauzz

When you take a blinker from a wax pen but completely through the nose.
The pen has to be in the nose and blinker finished to be considered a Schnazz 'n Gauzz.

The plural form of Schnazz 'n Gauzz is Schnazz 'n Gauzzai

Garrett took the phattest Schnazz 'n Gauzz last night.

I took 3 huge Schnazz 'n Gauzzai last night

by Cohedo March 13, 2023

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Mount n' Boned

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.

Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."

by fat obese lady August 01, 2022

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Mayonnaise n' Mustard

Simple as dat. Formally used by bay area rapper "Pill Clinton", a.k.a. Mac Dre. To explain a complex situation with a short connotation, such as "thats that".

We hopped over there, mayonnaise n' mustard, yyyyaaaaaddddaaaammmeeaaannnnn??

by Jah Light, Bob. December 11, 2008

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Fart ‘n Dart

A very childish game often popular in adolescence, whereas you stand amongst a group of people, cut the rankest fart humanly possible, and then take off like a bat out of hell.

That Fart ‘n Dart you pulled last week at school was especially putrid!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

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Puff n Buff

To consume cannabis before and/or during a physical activity.

Andy: Let’s go for a run through the forest.
Corrin: Want to puff n buff?
Andy: Yes, I love feeling mellow during trail runs. Let’s roll something sticky before we go, and one for after as well.

by Andy Taught Me April 20, 2019

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