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pique monster

a person who always gets hurt over the smallest, most insignificant things. usually very vocal about how they feel in order to let everyone know who or what hurt them.
girl: hey
pique monster: what the fuck did you just call me?
by piquemonster July 10, 2017
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A monster mash

A bowl of cereal with the combination of "Boo Berry", "Count Chocula", and "Franken-berry" in it.
I bought the variety pack for the Halloween themed cereals. I'm going to have myself a monster mash!
by BuGgY_BiTz October 12, 2019
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monster mole

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.
Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!
by madmanblake February 8, 2007
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jizz monster

a person who likes to wank alot
ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!
by jizz monster March 27, 2008
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Ass Monster

A living creature that is born out of your asshole. It runs around and rips people's heads.
"My daughter got eaten by an ass monster!"
by Markey May 22, 2003
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Hairy Monster

Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!
I work with a girl with a hairy monster.
by Iron Chef of Vagina March 10, 2010
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sand monster

May also be called the beach monster. The act of doing your woman on the beach, finishing on her face, and then throwing sand in her face. Because of your "Finish" the sand will stick to her face, and sand will most defiantly go in her eyes making her mad. The combination of the two makes a sand monster. This can also be done in your home, but with the use of cooking salt instead of sand.
"Yea me and betty did it on the beach, and i gave her a sand monster"
by Sum Yung Cow January 13, 2009
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