club monster

an ugly woman who hangs around a military base enlisted club hoping to pick up drunk enlisted men, get knocked up, forcing marriage.

Judy has been trying to get the military free ride. She's such a club monster.

by welderguy June 24, 2009

Throbbing Monster

A drink comprised of root beer, cherries, and maraschino cherry juice.

Forget Shirley Temple, I want a Throbbing Monster and I want it now!

by Julie Pinball September 25, 2009

Cookie Monster Shirt

A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.

Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!

by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010

Urban Manatee

An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.

Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.

Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.

by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011

body monster

A woman with a gorgeous, ridiculously well-proportioned, lean and voluptuous body.

Wow. Did you go to the Penn relays track meet last week? Almost every female athlete was a body monster. Like Jessica Rabbit come to life.

by K-butta August 4, 2011

garage monster

Any one over 30 who lives in their parents basement.

Q; Dude, have you talked to Jimmy. A; No, does he live in his parent's basement? What a garage monster !!

by bobby "the bat" Pizano August 13, 2011

Butt Monster

An oversized 'butt plug'. See 'Butt Plug'

You, me, the Butt Monster. Saturday night. Be prepared

by MKULTRA August 8, 2013