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Midgetarian

n. A lifestyle associated with owning or desiring tiny objects
"People driving smart cars while using IPOD nanos tend to exhibit the lifestyle of midgetarians."
by windar July 13, 2009
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Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
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Midgical

That little dude is midgical!
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Midginge

A Mother that is small, but feisty.
Hey Midginge, Don't let that big punk put you down.
by Myriadne December 16, 2010
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Midget Magnet

A person that attracts only people of short stature often referred to as midgets or a hobbits.
Meg was at the club last nite when approached by a group of midgets, following copius amounts of shots proceeded home to engage in midget gangbanging. Some might say she is a midget magnet or maybe a hobbit hunter
by CHUCKNORRIS6149 September 11, 2010
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Midgified

Descriptive, humorous term for something that is small or miniature in size. Derived from the word "midget."
Dude, why is this bottle of mustard so midgified? I thought it was bigger than that.
by lady_so_divine July 6, 2011
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Midgenot

Someone who is dis-proportionate. They look as though they should be a midget but they are not.

They usually have a long torso and arms, big head, short legs.
Jason is a midgenot and has an infantile penis.
by midgenotkicker August 22, 2011
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