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mental retard (MR)

my ex girlfriends initials were m and r so i started calling her mental retard and she was so pissed about it but me and my friends found it hilarious
Person 1: Wow that person over there is so fat and ugly

Person 2: Yeah thats me ex girlfriend, we like to call her mental retard (MR)
by Ryder M March 7, 2023
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CLOCKING OUT MENTALLY

When you are mentally and physically drained, to where you can’t be by people because you feel so overwhelmed. Clocking out mentally is a phrase to let people know you’re almost done with everything life etc.
“I’m clocking out mentally today, I’m not feeling it today”
by Milfsvoid March 9, 2023
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Mental Dental Oriental

The king of kool. Mental Dental Oriental. The best catchphrase evar!
"Man, I think you're the best, you're so amazing!"

"Yea! I'm Mental dental oriental!"
by The King....of Kool. April 7, 2005
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mental health club

What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.
by AbnormalBoy April 26, 2004
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Mental Illness hubris

Due to the mental illness of the individual, they feel their own insane outlooks and observations as truths, and therefore, feel the need to give horrible medical and psychological advice without a degree.
Tell Jimmy the dog that tells him to shit in public areas doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm not bipolar. His mental illness hubris is acting up again.
by Dr. Katz December 15, 2010
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Impaired mental cognition

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.
by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010
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Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.
When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."
by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011
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