What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.
Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
by jethrojones November 22, 2020
Get the Mcdonalds Mclipo Mealmug. You get a 6 piece McNugget with hot mustard. Eat all the McNuggets then cut a hole in the bottom of the 6 piece McNugget box. After that you go to town on the box while using the hot mustard as a lubricant.
by JamPGT February 24, 2024
Get the Getting McDonaldmug. a place here they feed you processed food for cheap prices then you become fat, watch any documentary about modern food companies and see how they make their shitty food.
by what82137312312971 October 9, 2021
Get the Mcdonaldsmug. by ma11en April 9, 2023
Get the mcdonalds throatmug. Mcdonald's. The best fast food store ever that sells burgers, chicken nuggets, icecream, chicken wings, fries and drinks.
It's cheap and delicious. Who wouldn't want any?
It's cheap and delicious. Who wouldn't want any?
by Urban Eggs March 19, 2021
Get the McDonald'smug. Robert: There goes Conrad with his McDonalds chick
Andrew: Damn! he's soo lucky having someone that will eat McDonald's with him, I wish i could be him.
Andrew: Damn! he's soo lucky having someone that will eat McDonald's with him, I wish i could be him.
by Polish Troll B4L March 16, 2011
Get the McDonalds chickmug. 