Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso May 26, 2012

Chocolate bandit mask

It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls

I was heat up some chocolate last night and I decided to give my wife a chocolate bandit mask

by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019

OREGON GAS MASK

CHRISTOPHER takes advantage of a gift and steals AMAZON ACCOUNTS.

In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly [e-mail] as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.

by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE April 11, 2022

Louisiana face mask

When you bust on your sister's face and make her rub it In like a face mask

Man, last night was so fun I gave my sister a Louisiana face mask

by Bloodthirsty60 March 19, 2024

Mask

I’m not even going to explain!

Person 1: You got ur mask
Person 2: Hell na I don’t need no fucking mask you goddamn idiot

by Wolfie the boss June 10, 2021

covid mask

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.

My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh

by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021

Masked Ichigo

Someone who is completely awesome, cool, and pwning for one second but degenerates into a worthless sniveling noob the next.

I.E. ichigo's second fight with grimmjow.

CoD reference:

P1: Didn't P5 go 50 kills - 3 deaths last round?

P2: Yeah, but he's 3-25 this game.

P3: It's because he's a masked ichigo.

P4: His KD is 3-35 now, and its only been 2 minutes since we started talking.

P5: I hate you all...

by Acer-A July 11, 2010