metal mario

the metal motherfucker of mario

fuck you metal mario

by motherfucker2567889 May 8, 2018

Mario Woodbury

This kid is king hipster. He doesn't even have IFC on his tv because it's too mainstream. He hates bands when they get too big because they ate mainstream. He buys clothes from thrift stores because apparently actual clothing stores are for "sellouts" if you ever want to be a hipster, ask this kid for advice.

Me: this song sounds good, who is it by?
Mario Woodbury: if I tell you, they'll be too mainstream.

by HyperHayden March 3, 2011

Mario

Blonde, cute guy with big blue eyes. He's not a bad person, he will always be there when you need him, boyfriend material, very sensitive and loving, but he's very good at hurting the people he loves.

"did you see Mario today?"
"Oh god yeah he's so cute"

by This girl who loves him November 6, 2011

Marico

Coolest guy to have around, has your back no matter what happens. Greatest hairline ever, and has many friends.

Marico is the chillest dude.

by Copperas Cove Legend November 7, 2019

marino skanklapore

a stupid person-stalking faggot with a beer belly and an ugly ass face who loves to blow on things most men dont want to blow on

hey skanklapore, get the hell away from me you kunt

by Mike * November 24, 2004

Mario

Fat Mexican thats very fruity. Sucks at boxing. has no life. likes carne asadas. dumbfounded.

your such a mario

by I friking love u March 29, 2009

Mario pwns Aeris easily

The pharase which Heroic Master Chief fails to understand, because it is the truth

It has been proven, Mario pwns Aeris easily

by Heroic Master Cheif March 24, 2004