Monkey's Blood

Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.

Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.

"eh-ah, bust us some monkey's blood on ma 99 please"

by jesusfuck! October 5, 2009

twat monkey

An inhabitant of a vagina. A slut. A swag. A chicken head. Male or female.

Kevin Federline is a twat monkey.

by Elizzle May 19, 2006

its monkey

Another way of saying 'its no big deal' or 'don't worry about it'

Greg: Dude! I totally forgot to get you a birthday present!
Kevin: Its monkey, i didnt get you anything for your birthday last year, remember?

by gregl90 May 13, 2010

big monkey nigger

A very mysterious creature that is usually held hostage and works without payment, aka a slave. thye LOVE kfc and always carry KFC coupons on them. its belived that big monkey niggers live within us in society these days.

"Ayo my car got stolen last week"
gerald: "Must have been a big monkey nigger"

by z1pxy June 29, 2022

Island Monkey

Definition of a British person by Germans.

He's an island monkey / Er istreiner insel Affen.

by Just-Adam January 2, 2017

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

by Emas Diez May 9, 2006