Morning After Punch

The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.

She was annoying, so I had to morning after punch her, and pop her miscarry cherry.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009

Good morning beautiful

To gently place your balls across the bridge of your sleeping partners nose. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their face you say, "good morning beautiful!" Traditionally, executed before brunch. For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with the flying squirrel. Risks of this maneuver include, but aren't limited to; fecal debris left on forehead, receiver startled and causing injury to genitals, or broken noses. Avoid this maneuver following a night of Mexican/Indian food.

Like a ninja, Joe good morning beautifuled Kristi and said "Honey, we need to get up and go to brunch".

by MT Newton August 29, 2010

Morning Head

noun. a Morning Head cap is a device to fix bed hair in seconds. It consists of a thick shower cap with an absorbent material on the inside. You add water, put it on your head and then your hair is wet. You can style your hair as if you just took a shower.

I shower at night and used to wet my hair in the sink before work. My wife gave me morning head for my birthday, so now my mornings are much faster and easier.

by Foxy_Cleopatra November 11, 2013

Morning Star

Morning Star (verb)- is when one man/female take a their tightly puckered star shaped anus and places it on the nose of a sleeping victim.

"Man, you were so drunk last night i gave three morning stars one dry and two wet, ha"

by Drunk Monkey4305 March 23, 2010

Mobbing

Driving around, pumping music, generally rap with lots of bass, fucking with random people, making impulsive stops, Drivethroughs. The word SKANK through an open window is also included on a regular basis. Chinese fire drills (everyone changes seats at the next stoplight, including the driver). Following random people. If your lucky B-Woods in the back spittin game.

"Dude we went mobbing last night in Evans car it was sick."

by Zwalk December 31, 2008

mobbing

grips of fools rollin somewhere

those fools are mobbing into that bitch

by nate November 20, 2003

Good Morning America

Masturbating to the point of cumming next to a sleeping person. Before you cum wake the sleeping person up shout "GOOD MORNING" and cum on the persons face.

I had a one night stand with a girl I never wanted to talk to again, so I gave her a nice "good morning America" to remember me by.

by Zabrow December 18, 2008