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Soccer Mom

Upper-middle class caucaisian north american women. They drive large gas guzzling SUVs and think that their kids are better than anything in the universe and won't make any mistake. ever.
they are the reason nobody can have fun anymore because of safety regulations and why everyone is super insecure. they are often passive agressive and have a hard time saying no or discipling their childeren this results in their children having no self esteem.

We MUST destroy all soccer moms
Sheryll is a soccer mom, look at her new Chevy Suburban and her kids Brenden and Preston.
by BoredWhiteGuy February 1, 2016
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Links Mom

A character from the Legend of Zelda series.
She is the mother of Link and she is know to be very attractive and a good mommy.

She supports her sons tendencies to roleplay and larp around the city and destroy grass and bushes for money.
She is mostly a supporting character throughout the story where numerous of times she tries to help her son out but often unfortunately fails due to Links irrational behaviour. Specifically two guys always enjoyed talking to links mommy and when she was upset they always calmed her down. she had a relationship with both of them which worked out very well.
Guy 1: Have you read the that Legend of Zelda comic?

Guy 2: Yeah dude did you see Links mom's character, she was so hot!
by LinksMomFan March 8, 2021
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My mom

a very very scary person. beware of her spookiness
my friend: OMG IS THAT A VAMPIRE
me: no its my mom
by bobrossthescary January 6, 2022
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mommed out

1 to be so absorbed in family life that a mother becomes completely detached and even lethargic when it comes to her personal self; to be selfless to the point of self neglect; to lose your individuality to the collective

2 the compulsive need to mother everything you encounter, whether spouses, children, animals, inanimate objects or complete strangers; the compulsive need to tell the world how it should be living it's life;the propensity to believing that everything you encounter somehow NEEDS your advice and will otherwise perish into oblivion without your help
I have many women friends who are totally mommed out. "She totally mommed out on me."
by princessgrace August 17, 2011
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Dom's Mom

Your fat friend's Mom that shows her love and support to her son Dom with amazing child photos. Also known as queen Marie
Me: Yo Dom's Mom is pretty thicc today
Dom: Yeah it's her 3 o clock blott
by The lover of Dom's Mom August 24, 2018
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Mom Buzz

A woman with children who can no longer handle consuming large amounts alchohol.
She got a Mom Buzz after two glasses of wine.
by KNo14 March 30, 2010
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Eli's mom

A sexy milf that everyone wants to bang/marry
I wanna bang Eli's mom
I like Eli's mom
Eli's mom is hot
by Gaykidunderthesheet July 30, 2022
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