McDonalds tablets

Those disgusting greasy tablets in McDonalds running an android version from the Stone Age that are always broken and have crap games on them

The McDonalds tablets are broken again

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 22, 2025

McDonald’s Plot

A group of people who hang around a McDonald’s 24/7.

Gregg: who are those guys over there?

Dave: oh, that’s the McDonald’s plot

by P griddy September 12, 2025

Mcdonalds biscuit

Dry, crumbling, calling apart

His text message responses are dry as a mcdonalds biscuit

by Spamm3rspampam October 27, 2025

McDonald’s Money

McDonald’s Money defines an amount of money between 5 and 15 $, considering that this amount is roughly what the average person spends at McDonald’s . One can also replace it with any other cheap fast food restaurant.

Jake: bro, I found money on the ground yesterday

Max: really? How much?

Jake: just McDonald’s money

Mimi: I got a steal from the flea market yesterday

Anna: what was it?
Mimi: I bought this huge painting for literal Burger King Money

Ina: Don’t throw you clothes away, just sell them on vinted, like I do

Lilly: do you make any money of it though?

Ina: well yeah, nothing major though. Just some McDonald’s money

by Mariageorge November 18, 2025

Messy McDonald

Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.

Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.

The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.

Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.

by fidelito_ca December 20, 2010

Kronald McDonald

When you got the munchies for McDonalds

Clark: Yo man I'm so ripped.

Noland: Me too. I got the muchies, let's get some Kronald McDonald

by ntzdeno33 October 1, 2011

Casual McDonalds

An act in which a male will purchase sexual favors from a female for the price of an item off the value menu, such as a cheeseburger or McChicken. Can be applied to any fast food restaurant, but is always known as "Casual McDonalds".

I'm going to take Stephanie to the Playland for a little Casual McDonalds.

by Cynna66 August 7, 2016