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The best head ever given. The sexiest guy in school who gets all the girls. Not to mention his incredible strength
by The mathe enator September 20, 2017
by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022
Matthew star was a Peron who told Hitler where all the Jews were hiding, Matthew is Jewish himself but he wanted Hitler to spare him so he told them where they were all hiding.
by PewPewshots November 21, 2017
"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark
by unkown person that hates mf October 27, 2022
The greatest thing to EVER happen to me... he is hot, sweet, kind, loving, and my best friend! I LOVE YOU BABY!
Lee Matthew rocks my world!!!
by TOOTZ March 14, 2005
A rare breed of man. Grows an emaculent beard. Natural born leader. Takes extremely good care of his woman. Tends to have anger issues.
I know a rare breed of man, Matthew James, his beard is beautiful and glows red when he is angered.
Matthew James adores his wife.
Matthew James adores his wife.
by Imperator Furiosa December 19, 2016