loaded piece of toast

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.

"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.

by t_ray March 09, 2021

Moto's Cum Load

A fat load from a fat cunt.

"Hey have you seen Moto's Cum Load"

Of Course! he jerked off all over me.

by ChrissyDog June 21, 2021

lock and load

to make outor kick it in Marina's words...haha so LOCK AND LOAD!

Marina locks and loads with Joey allllll day!

by Val December 05, 2004

thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

by bernard February 02, 2005

Loading screen techno

The art of creating various noises and bass with your throat in order to entertain yourself while waiting for your system to boot or an application to load - not suprising, then, that it is common to create loading screen techno in public places such as school and work where hard drives are outrageously slow.

Can also be used to keep oneself awake during long sessions of gaming.

Greg: argh, why haven't they upgraded from windows 95 yet, this server is SO slow man!
Tim: i know dude *unch-unch-unch-unch...*
Greg: *werr-werr-werr-werr...*
*everyone in the room makes loading screen techno for next two minutes*

by KandyFlossKid February 05, 2011

Truck load of women

A truck filled with women that is being smugled into the US as sex slaves by a sex slave cartel often from Mexico.

John's coming with a truck load of women.

by Deep blue 2012 August 14, 2010

Ropey load(s)

When a man ejaculates in large quantities, multiple times and produces what looks to be long string like cum.

If you haven't seen a porn where Peter North hit a girl with his ropey load(s)from across the room your missing out.

I would cover that girl with my ropey load from here.

by Cat hat March 16, 2019