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Gail Lewis

The best Walmart worker to ever live who retired 2023 who had a prime of the 2015/2016 season
Did you see Gail Lewis tackle that shoplifter!?
by Porch December 1, 2023
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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis is an American Hero, retired on 11/16/2023. Per an executive order made by President Joseph Biden, flags will be flown at half-mast on this day to mourn the end of her service.

Gail served as a 10 year associate, receiving 2 purple carts and played an instrumental role in sale team 6. She always had her teams back, even through the pandemic.

She received her first purple cart in her 2015/16 service, and went back to back for 2016/17. Originally known for her aggression, she switched up her approach in 2017 and adopted a more defensive style. She has written extensively on her theory of counter terrorism largely based on her practical experience.
Person 1: Bro Walmarts been falling apart lately.
Person 2: Facts bro, I've been going to Target ever since Gail Lewis retired.
by Gail Lewis December 3, 2023
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Eleanor Lewis

The most beautiful person you will ever meet. She will brighten up your day and will always be there for you. She may actually disabled sometimes but is actually not.dont get her annoyed or you'll rlly be in for it
Girl 1:Oh my Eleanor Lewis is so pretty but is has she got something wrong with her
Girl 2: no she just like that but you've got to love it

Girl 1: yeah she is rlly the best
by That grll elle December 9, 2023
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John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.
by 969-696 February 16, 2024
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John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
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Leila Lewis

Home made porn star! In a home made porno.
Hey want to fornicate and film it? Check it out xxx Leila Lewis with a pack of indians
by Fat troll skinny mole April 12, 2025
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Reed Elliott Lewis

short black kid (Supposedly) he would some call him a B-O-A-T-E-R. I found out he hangs out with freshmen but has a posse that follows him around maybe reed is more dangerous then ryans mom after all.

(ryans mom out benched him in the weight room)
by FAT TOM September 4, 2003
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