left lane hog

An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

A left lane dick. A left lamer.

A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Left Behind

A book and movie series about the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "the Rapture".

The "Left Behind" series was quickly followed by the "Right Behind" series, whereby the author made a COMPLETE ASS of himself!

by Oral B. Roberts, in my tower July 22, 2006

Leftist

Retards who have no power so they find a way to get some via following BLM and how white people are bad even though they are one.

Yo, Jim is a Leftist.
Yeah I know, he's annoying

by XY_Z101 March 18, 2021

left handed web sites

n. See left handed website. The source of all pr0n on the internet.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

left leg dragging

heavy artillery that prevents a man from walking fast because of rested weight on the left leg.

Woman: Did you see that man walking down the street?

Woman's friend: Yes, and he was walking slowly.

Woman: He suffers from left leg dragging because he has a large dick!

Woman's friend: He is carrying serious weight!

by Princess L November 9, 2007

left banked

To have friends or family that pretend to look out for your best interest, but these persons only send you cards or gifts when you complain. To complain and not have anyone listen except when it bothers a friend or relative personally.

I was left banked at that last job. The accounting department would never say hi to me unless I was at the company picnic with my ex.

by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009

Left Tit

Referring to the left breast of a female; the left breast is often interpreted to be inferior the right breast. Comparisons are often derogatory. It can be also used as an alternative to "I don't give a crap" or "I don't give a shit".

I don't give a left tit that your show is on, I'm watching the game!

Your little brother is way more annoying than mine. What a left tit!

by Kilopineapple May 16, 2011