Jobster Lobster

A funny insult created from the Scottish word “jobbie”, meaning poop. Used to call someone annoying, irritating or a bummer.

Person 1: “You can’t do that!”
Person 2: “Stop being such a jobster lobster.”

by Sus! July 9, 2021

Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)

That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.

by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022

the ligster

The ligster is zach and he’s on the crack but he also hangs in the shed with ned

Ayo y’all seen the ligster Zach walking around

by I’m not Paul February 22, 2022

Pond Lobster

The kind of filth that takes disgusting mud baths in the dreary backwater hell-scape of Tennessee

Yo, did you see the pond lobster back there laying in that dried up lake?

Yeah, and it is about to rain too!

Figures. Damn pond lobsters...

by DSFish March 16, 2022

N-lister

A celebrity never heard of

Which celebrity? (Name of celebrity) Hmm, never heard of him, must be an N-lister.

by Kerries May 18, 2022

Maine Lobster Roll

You begin by repetitively inserting your penis into the woman’s anal cavity until the “pink sock” releases and comes out. You then finish on it for the “mayo” of the lobster roll. You complete the lobster roll by opening your mouth as if it’s the bun, and putting the cum topped pink sock in your mouth.

Dude… I heard Nate pulled off a Maine Lobster Roll with his girlfriend!

by xmsmuh15 May 25, 2022

jack lister

the cutest boy ever

i love him so much and he’s so kind and friendly and respectful of everyone i personally think he is so good looking and fit he’s in my drama and i can’t focus on my work because i’m too busy staring into his eyes♥️♥️♥️

guy 1: ong is that jack lister

guy 2: yeah omg look at him

by hannah forbalicious August 2, 2022